Literate, Kind Of

Literate, Kind Of

These are some examples of things I’ve written. Mainly, this is proof to my Mom that I’m not lying about my life. Whatever anyone else gets from it is all bonus.

The Late Show with David Letterman: I write monologue material for The Late Show with David Letterman, as I have since August of 2004.

truTV Presents: World’s Dumbest: I’m a non-celeb that watches wacky video, and then writes somewhat funny things about those videos on TV. Oh, and then I say what I write. Sometimes I say it without writing it first. You’re right, this is really only fits loosely into the writing section

Technically Tomorrow: Write (and host) a monthly, daytime talk show that appears on Queens Public Access TV in New York, and, believe it or not, the internet.

Whim Quarterly: Whim Quarterly is a magazine printed on actual, flammable paper. It boasts contributions from writers of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Late Show with David Letterman, The Onion, and an absurdist broadsheet publication called The New York Times.

Silent Library: Wrote challenges for this crazy MTV game show.

Cash Cab: Wrote trivia for America’s favorite public transportation based game show.

Vicarious George: Vicarious George is a sketch group made up of five former Ball State University students: Jon Daly, Shane Heimann, Jaimie Hughes, Elizabeth Kuchta, and Kevin McCaffrey. That last name is mine. You probably realized that.

Fuse TV: I wrote various shows for this music network. I’m extraordinarily hip.